when someone tells a joke so funny you strip naked and pay them
Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.
ultimately i think the reason i don’t take a deeper dive into scp stuff is because nothing will ever live up to scp 5031
it starts with Edgy Murder Monster (Who Is Weird) standard fare and then ten or so diagrams later you are like. profoundly emotionally invested. and then you get to the last sentence which makes you cry irl
researcher 1: this right here is a murderbeast. lock it in the shame cube and never pay attention to it
me: yeah okay. it’s a keter scp what did i expect.
researcher 2, ten years later: i never met researcher 1 but he was a Bitch. anyway i want to know if scp5031 can befriend a chicken.
me, already reaching for the tissues,
I’m actually gonna go ahead and link to 5031 just to try to encourage even one more person to enjoy what’s got to be one of the greatest literary achievements of the past decade.
my only further thoughts that i want to express shall be expressed through these memes
Ok I read the link and I am actually crying now. “one of the greatest literary achievements of the past decade” I’m not arguing
Doreen Ketchens
Clarinetist
CHECK!!!
she be on royal street and she is so good every time
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People on my dash were destielposting and my immediate thought was ‘Oh I should double check that I’m registered to vote’ my neural pathways are a lost cause
Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!
Causal friday in a calico’s life!
I love what a bastard this kitten is
This face 🤣
Now that Halloween is over:
What should I do with the anglerfish on my garage?
Take it down, Halloween is over
Put a Santa hat on it and leave it up til January
The anglerfish (her name is Angela):
who are the three people who voted take it down?
this is the most unbalanced poll i’ve ever seen. godbless
[ ID: A photo of a garage door covered with a giant decal sticker of a silhouetted anglerfish, a large deep-sea fish with a gaping maw of long sharp teeth, big eyes, a much smaller body in comparison to its head, jagged fins along its spine and tail, and a long appendage sprouting from the top of its head that dangles a glowing, luminescent bulb directly in front of its face in order to lure in prey. /end ID. ]
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
“Legacy points added/deducted” has permanently become a part of my vocabulary
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